Chaos Certified
EST. 2026 — INTAKE OPEN
Record of Chaos, Duly Filed
Chaos Certified
Reviewed & Approved

Chaos, but organized.

A small collection of comedy tools for the chaos you're already living in — the grudges, the guests, the situationships. Each one gets its own file below.

— FILES ON RECORD —
GRUDGE DIVISION
FILE NO. 01

Petty Files

A grudge-tracker for the pettiness you refuse to let go of. Open a case, build your evidence log, get your official ruling.

Coming Soon
HOSPITALITY DIVISION
FILE NO. 02

Host Chaos

Guest-messaging templates and a prompt pack built for hosts who'd rather the chaos stay off the reviews page.

Coming Soon
RELATIONSHIP DIVISION
FILE NO. 03

Situationships

A quiz, an autopsy, and a full diagnosis for whatever it is you two have going on. No holding back.

Coming Soon